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‘Joe the Plumber’ won’t stump for McCain, says he’s ‘failed’

Samuel “Joe the Plumber” Wurzelbacher, once the prominent “working-class” face of Sen. John McCain’s failed 2008 president campaign, announced Sunday that he wouldn’t stump for the man who made him a national hero, saying that McCain has failed in his duties as senator to protect the country’s border. The announcement…

The Roto Rooter Of The Soul

Joe the Plumber, in addition to being quite possibly one of the most desperate attention whores on the planet, is also an ungrateful desperate attention whore, a fact that is shaking our nation to its very core. Wurzelbacher told conservative radio host Glenn Beck that he felt “dirty” after “being…