Scene from South Park

On a lighter note: That South Park song about viral videos and public masturbation

After publishing my piece (and video) about having a transvaginal ultrasound, a friend send me the below South Park song (based on KONY 2012 filmmaker Jason Russell’s public meltdown) as a warning about the potential consequences. I haven’t been able to get it out of my head since.

Other songs about (non-public) masturbation that you might also enjoy include: The Divinyls’ “I Touch Myself”; Cyndi Lauper’s “She Bop”; Tweet’s “Oops (Oh My)” featuring Missy Elliott; Billy Idol’s “Dancing With Myself”; and the Violent Femmes’ “Blister In The Sun.” Yes, I do have a playlist of those on my computer.

Written by | Megan Carpentier

Megan Carpentier is the executive editor of Raw Story. She previously served as an associate editor at Talking Points Memo; the editor of news and politics at Air America; an editor at Jezebel.com; and an associate editor at Wonkette. Her published works include pieces for the Washington Post, the Washington Independent, Ms Magazine, RH Reality Check, the Women's Media Center, On the Issues, the New York Press, Bitch and Women's eNews.

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