No offense, but the Obama campaign is not going to launch their ticket with a bumper-sticker that looks like warmed-over ass*.


*Unless, of course, they do.

UPDATE: NBC says that Bayh and Kaine are out, and that the text message won't go out until tomorrow morning. CNN will still be camped out in front of every elected Democratic Congressperson's house until one of them either says they're the candidate or some shit blows up.