But it's okay, because he was a POW.

Inspired by John McCain's example:

Q: Why did John McCain cross the road?

A: Because John McCain was a POW.


Q: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

A: John McCain was a POW.


A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. John McCain is behind the bar, serving drinks. The rabbi says, "Can I have a Smart Grasshopper?" The imam asks, "What in Allah's name is a Smart Grasshopper?" The priest is set to answer, when John McCain informs them all that he was a POW and that his penis is currently immersed in a glass of Kahlua. It's a better White Russian than the Vietcong served.