I receive a lot of wacky emails from the anti-gay set, fundies, right-wing head cases, etc., and then I receive wackadoodle ones that I just don't know what to make of. I guess this person has decided a) I'm a 24/7 angry activist; b) I have a swelled head because of my readership (?!) and c) uh, what does the whole checkmate thing mean? Help me out and interpret this missive for me.

Subject: The shook fist

Date: Mon, 4 Aug 2008 10:57:20 -0700 (PDT)

From: J.A. N

To: pam@phblend.com


I see your shaking fist and your accompanying media megaphone. Your anger is plain to see. But there is a place of rest.

I see that now your significance to stoked by all the attention. I see that your identity is in checkmate. You are not trapped.

You will age and the intrigue of the lifestyle will sour. You will tough it out and remain loyal to the cause even when you know it is a lie.

Consider the romping freedom of a forgiven life.

Hey, he makes as much sense as Pastor Billy Ball. BTW, the folks over at my pad are having way too much fun with this one.