It looks like Monopoly Man McCain sat down at the Jesus’ General’s “electrical typing intertubes pamphlet machine” to respond to the charges that he’s out of touch with Americans because he can’t remember how many homes he has.
“McCain” wanted to clear the air to show that he understands the housing crisis that has thousands of people losing (or worrying about losing) their homes.
I’m one of those people. I’ve lost complete track of how many homes I own. I know it’s more than one. People are saying it could be as many as a dozen. I don’t know and, frankly, I don’t care.
All that matters to me is that my driver knows where my homes are and that each of them has a tee vee that gets Matlock. What else does a guy need for Christ’s sake?
Well, I suppose the putting greens are important too, that, and the swimming pools. God knows what we’d do without them. It’s what makes us Americans. Without them, we’d all be Mexicans–hot, sweating, soccer-playing Mexicans who don’t even get Matlock.
Go read the rest…
No need for that “Get Out of Jail Free” card yet.
Here’s a person-on-the-street interview from the DNC.– asking if folks know how many homes they own.
John McCain not only owns more homes than he can count, but he also owns a million dollar parking lot.
In 2006, McCain Owned A Parking Lot Worth Over A Million Dollars. According to McCain’s Senate Personal Finance Disclosure, the McCain family owns a parking lot worth over $1 million. [2007 Executive Branch Personnel Public Financial Disclosure]