PANDAGON EXCLUSIVE. MUST CREDIT PANDAGON.
NEW AND EVEN MORE ACCURATE VERSION RELEASED.

Republican operatives have put some information in my hot little hands that must get out.


New records show that Barack Obama was not born on August 4, 1961. He was born nearly a month earlier, in Kenya, on July 8, 1961. And that's not all. We have a true scan of his birth certificate, showing that not only have his birth date and place been falsified in order to give him a sheen of American legitimacy, but that Obama is and to this day remains a deeply devout Muslim.

This scandal has the ability to blow the race APART. And I'm not just saying that because it allows me to type IN ALL CAPS.

You can download a copy of Obama's real birth certificate by clicking here, or view it after the cut.

This is huge, people. Huge.

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