Today, it is with a proud and full heart that I announce that I have become the first disciple of Mesus.
It actually doesn’t require much, just buying a large mirror, a polishing kit and learning to hum Also Sprach Zarathustra on command.
It’s also my birthday – I’m 26 today, meaning that I’m officially halfway to 52. If any of you have several dozen friends willing to give me more than their yearly salaries because they believe in me that much, I can put up a Paypal link. Also, updates: got the collections notice taken care of, and I’m getting a MacBook Pro.