Mark Halperin sucks so hard he makes outer space...look like it doesn't suck as much.


Between him and Mike Allen, someone really needs to reveal how you become a nonsense-streaming political observer who's wrong 90% of the time and repeating what's on Drudge the other 10%. Is it the constant use of ellipses to approximate the up-to-the-minuteness of printing poorly verified rumors?

...I can do that...