MOTHERFUCKING LIBERAL LIBERALS I WILL KILL YOU!
China is "Adam Smith on steroids". Put that on a bumpersticker and sell it.
What I never understand about the Republican fetishization of Reagan is that he apparently solved everything in 1980, and it's not like he was particularly mystical about any of it. He was also popular and, obviously, beloved. Why not just do exactly what Reagan did at all times, solve all of our problems and end the need for the Democratic Party?
Radical violent Jihad. Classic Mittens.
That was both short and pointless. I would love to see a Republican give a speech about America without mentioning Reagan, God or the word "liberal". It would be 68 seconds long and consist of a reference to the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act and trail off into incomprehensible gibberish.