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I am really tired of all the lies about me on twitter today. I DO NOT USE NESTED TABLES FOR LAYOUT I USE FRONTPAGE!1! U R JUST JELOUS

If John tells me to be quiet while he's playing Abba ONE MORE TIME I am going to be v v upset. I AM UR VICE PRESIDENT U R NOT MY DAD!

Sometimes I see devils.

And the one that made me snort with laughter:

IF he's maverick does that make me goose? I DON'T THINK SO JOHN MCCAIN.