Either Sarah Palin is an outsider hockey mom with a day job just doing what an average woman does or she’s a foreign policy and energy savant with a deep understanding and experience of governance and world affairs. But she’s not both. Sarah Palin’s not an action figure – you don’t get the Arctic Blast version with the 18 points of articulation and the oddly contradictory flamethrower, or the Mars Explorer Palin with tiny Martian friend and Rover Capsule playkit.