I can't believe Barack Obama said something this awful and sexist:

How dare he call John McCain a pig!

Oh, that wasn't what you meant? It was aimed at Sarah Palin? After a list of criticisms that Obama's been making against McCain since Palin was just a twinkle in the campaign's eye?

Most campaigns don't go up in every national poll and then turn into giant flailing pits of desperation who'll say or do anything to get attention. Maybe they really are the candidates of change...

UPDATE: Reading this oddly extensive Instapundit post, we also now are to understand that all uses of the word "old" are slams against McCain. Meaning, in turn, that McCain's frequent use of the word "black" makes him a step away from shouting "Heil Hitler" at his next big rally.