Somehow, the stage designers at the RNC decided that the best backdrop for Meg Whitman was a staticky blood-red background. Because when I look for an endorsement to sway my vote, I look for who most reminds me of Vigo from Ghostbusters 2.


On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil! Vote McCain!