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Rich Lowry buffs his banana for Sarah Palin – and shares

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As Kos said, there’s something wrong with these people; he’s referring to emotionally and sexually stunted conservatives like The National Review’s Rich Lowry. Rich basically described for America how he spanked the monkey while watching Sarah Palin wink at him through the TV set during the debate last night.

A very wise TV executive once told me that the key to TV is projecting through the screen. It’s one of the keys to the success of, say, a Bill O’Reilly, who comes through the screen and grabs you by the throat. Palin too projects through the screen like crazy. I’m sure I’m not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, “Hey, I think she just winked at me.” And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America

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Nasty, particularly since we’re talking about Bible Spice, the heroine of social conservatives. Those impure thoughts, Rich. Really, we’re down to sex appeal as a sole qualification to be a heartbeat away from the presidency for these folks? Gov. Palin hasn’t uttered a coherent policy statement that wasn’t written for her on an index card, and hasn’t demonstrated any competence that would inspire confidence to date – the polls bear that out. To think back to the days when conservatives obsessed endlessly over the Clenis. Methinks there’s a lot of projection and envy going on.

Someone please send Lowry a case of hand sanitizer.

That little Penthouse Letter has earned Lowry Keith Olbermann’s Worst Person in the World tonight.

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Ch-ch-changes…..

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After many years and many server changes and finally landing here at Raw Story, which has taken very good care of us, it's time to say goodbye to Pandagon. I've been blogging under this banner for ten years, after Jesse Taylor asked me to join. He, in turn, had been running this joint since he was in college. A lot has changed since then. I became a journalist, moved from Austin to New York and learned to play Dungeons & Dragons. Jesse became a lawyer and, just this past weekend, a married man.

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Carly Fiorina defends her lie with a whole bunch of lies

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I do like it when Republican candidates sport a resume full of corporate executive work, because it really shows the public how many fools and idiots coast into that position not on merit but on their bullshitting abilities. Donald Trump, Herman Cain, and now we have Carly Fiorina, who just can't understand why her perceived underlings (voters, journalists) won't scurry away, pretending to accept her bullshit like former employees of hers had to do, lest they lost their jobs.

And so it goes that Fiorina, who could make this entire Planned Parenthood controversy go away by saying something like, "I may have misremembered the video, but I still think abortion is wrong," instead is doubling and tripling down. And every time she does, she lies more and more. She was on Meet the Press and, so enamored of the idea that she is perfect and could never do anything wrong, just went to town with the defensive posturing.

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Marco Rubio has an astoundingly low opinion of women’s intelligence

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At RH Reality Check, I covered this story that I wish was getting more press, about how Marco Rubio goes back and forth between suggesting that women who get abortions are greedy monsters who get pregnant for cash:

I just think you’ve created an industry now … a situation where very much, you’ve created an incentive for people not just to look forward to having more abortions, but being able to sell that fetal tissue for purposes—these centers—for purposes of making a profit off it, as you’ve seen in some of these Planned Parenthood affiliates.

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