How many ways can you spell M-O-R-O-N? With all of the political change in the air, Faux News decides to focus on the loving affection that the Obamas have for one another. Only the expert seems to be unaware that the First Couple's "fist bump" is not the same as, well, of a certain sexual act where the fist goes where the sun doesn't shine.

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"Barack and Michelle do a lot of touching, kissing, even FISTING with one another."