Every once in awhile, I get an urge to write a post about Christianity. This being Pandagon, I usually treat that urge the same way internet Randians treat the urge to develop a modicum of self-awareness. But I'm all out of weed...

The above was the opening of a short post which grew wildly out of control and wildly aimed at the wrong audience, so instead, here's the best fan trailer ever made:

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/v/_hTiRnqnvDs&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1 expand=1]

Just to stick with my intended theme: Jesus Christ, they have to make this movie.