Via Jesus' General, Joseph Farah of World Net Birther fame has a newer, better theory on the mysterious origins of our Nubian Nazi President:

"Well, Madelyn Dunham is a very interesting person. As you know, Barack ... the ... and I want to be careful when he identify people as "mother," "father," "grandmother," and so forth because honestly I don't think we know with any certainty whatsoever who those players are in Barack Obama's life. And perhaps he doesn't either. I suspect he does, but it's possible he doesn't know. And it is entirely within the realm of possibility that Madelyn Dunham was his mother and there's a lot of circumstantial evidence to suggest that."

As Right Wing Watch points out, this completely destroys the entire point of the birther movement. However, this is also interesting because this is the exact same theory that was going around about Trig Palin, only with daughter and mother reversed. I wonder where this is going - did Obamabots reveal our alleged President's true birth story in August of 2008? Is Trig Palin Kenyan? Who knows?