Watch felon Tom DeLay get in touch with "his feminine side" (his reference) during his debut on Dancing With the Stars. See him learn how to shake his ass so that he can adequately do the Cha-Cha to "Wild Thing." Once in touch with his frisky ass-motion, he is apparently so proud of himself that he turns and shakes his thang at one of the judges. Hmmm.

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