We have a celebrity missive in the mailbag! Sunshine State U.S. Congressional candidate Larry "I had homosex and blow with Obama" Sinclair saw my recent post about his new career move -- from serving time for multiple offenses to serving his country. His email is full of misspellings, bad grammar and misguided charges; I left that intact. I had to help out the pathetic formatting because it was nearly unreadable.

from Lawrence Sinclair
to pam
date Sat, Dec 5, 2009 at 7:00 PM
subject Request you correct your untrue statements

Dear Pam:

I found the below post from a referral link to my website. While I do not know you, I believe I can honestly say I know your type. The below statements are false in large part, and if you stand by your tag-line of reality-based you will be big enough to correct your outright lies.

Jailbird Larry 'homo-sex w/Obama' Sinclair runs for Congress From Pam's House Blend - Front Page 12/1/2009 6:50 PM - 324 views

From the President's somber speech on Afghanistan to...this. Only in America.

Larry Sinclair, the man who claimed that he "took drugs [and] had homo sex with Obama" is now running for Congress in Florida's 24th district. His slogan: "I have served my time, now it's time I serve my Country."

Sinclair, author of Barack Obama & Larry Sinclair: Cocaine, Sex, Lies & Murder? and convicted felon, was reportedly offered $10,000 to verify his claims of illicit sex and drug use with then candidate Obama via a polygraph test, "which he promptly failed." This statement is a lie and has been repeated so much online that no one bothers to actually look at the fact that Edward Gelb intentionally left out the fact that computer scoring had me passing with flying colors!!!

...Sinclair has been convicted of "larceny, theft, check forging and credit card fraud"

Again you have your facts screwed up, but hey, you aren't really interested in being factual are you? My convictions are between 1980 to 1986 for Theft (Larceny & Theft are the same thing) Uttering a forged instrument (check) and Unauthorized Use of A Financial Transaction Device, so please quote my past correctly if you are going to use it to try and call me names. and "has served over 16 years in prison in Florida and Colorada" I have not served 16 years in prison with Colorado, Arizona & Florida combined, so why would you intentionally make such a blatantly false claim?? where he was disciplined 97 times for infractions including assault, threats, drug possession, intimidation, and verbal abuse.

I love the new breed of fags and dykes who thinks the world owes them everything. If you wish to come after me, you would be better off getting your facts correct before you post this type of trash which makes you look really less that being in touch with reality.

I thank you in advance to your published correction and admission you were less than honest with your readers intentionally.

Thank you and Merry Christmas to you and yours.

Larry Sinclair (you know the jailbird)

PS Just so you know I served 10 yrs in Colorado and was discharged from Parole supervision on May 5, 2000 Cinco de Mayo (some five years early!) As for Florida, I serve a total of 8 months!

Of course candidate Larry also failed to notice that I merely excerpted article by Dan Carter, "Larry Sinclair Runs For Congress Despite Criminal Record, Allegations Of Sex With Obama," so if he has any factual issues with the documentation of his criminal past, Larry needs to contact Mr. Carter. If you get Mr. Carter to roll it back, I'll be happy to issue a correction. BTW, it's really sad -- no one has to come after you, Larry - your bizarre and incredible story sells itself as tabloid fodder.

When Sinclair held a three-ring circus news conference at the National Press Club back in June, I noted:

Sinclair, who has a 27-year criminal record of petty crimes and fraud arrests, should win an award for the dumbest mo'fo' ever -- he has an outstanding warrant in Colorado on theft and forgery charges, so today's high-profile appearance in DC resulted in two U.S. marshals cuffing him and hauling him away right on the spot.