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Tim Tebow, Heisman Trophy winner and bigger lover of Jesus than anyone else ever, is doing a Super Bowl commercial with his mom…about how she didn’t abort him.
The former Florida quarterback and his mother will appear in a 30-second commercial during the Super Bowl next month. The Christian group Focus on the Family says the Tebows will share a personal story centering on the theme “Celebrate Family, Celebrate Life.”# p #2_14 # ad skipped = true #
The group isn’t releasing details, but the commercial is likely to be an anti-abortion message chronicling Pam Tebow’s 1987 pregnancy. After getting sick during a mission trip to the Philippines, she ignored a recommendation by doctors to abort her fifth child and gave birth to Tim.# p #3_14 # ad skipped = true #
See, what ended up happening with Tim is that the doctors (and what the fuck do they know?) expected bad things to happen if his mother went through with her pregnancy. Like both of them dying.
Doctors later told Pam that her placenta had detached from the uterine wall, a condition known as placental abruption, which can deprive the fetus of oxygen and nutrients. Doctors expected a stillbirth, Pam said, and they encouraged her to terminate the pregnancy.# p #5_14 # ad skipped = true #
“They thought I should have an abortion to save my life from the beginning all the way through the seventh month,” she recalled.# p #6_14 # ad skipped = true #
Pam said her decision to sustain the pregnancy was a simple one – because of her faith.# p #7_14 # ad skipped = true #
“We were grieved,” she said. “And so my husband just prayed that if the Lord would give us a son, that he would let us raise him.”# p #8_14 # ad skipped = true #
In her seventh month of pregnancy, Pam traveled to the country’s capital, Manila, where she received around-the-clock care from an American-trained physician.# p #9_14 # ad skipped = true #
For the next two months, Pam – steadfastly praying for a healthy child – remained on bed rest.# p #10_14 # ad skipped = true #
What this teaches us is that abortion is evil, so long as you have around the clock medical care and are lucky enough to defy the odds, not die and not have your baby come out stillborn. That’s the major problem with us pro-choicers: we keep forcing women to make hard moral choices like “Do I want to chance my own death?” rather than just telling them to suck it up and face it like a man. Well, if a man was about to potentially pass a lump of dead biological matter through their nonexistent vaginas and potentially die in the process.
Pam Tebow made a decision based on her circumstances. She chose to take a risk, and it worked out. Good for her, she should have had that choice. But there’s a rare breed of woman, called “most of them”, who might not have an all-day, every-day doctor on call, or who might be in more danger than Pam Tebow, or who make a different calculation and don’t want to run the risk of being the dead mother of a dead baby. Fie on their monstrous asses, though. Fie!
There’s also the teensy problem of the presumption that every woman having an abortion is somehow ending the life of Football Jesus. You will never know who 99.99% of people in this world are. You won’t read the novels they don’t write, you won’t listen to the music they don’t produce. This is not to say that human life isn’t valuable. This is to say that if your case against abortion is that your future child could be a one in a several hundred million talent, you need a better case.
Of course, Tim Tebow is about to fail miserably in the NFL like most of the rest of us six billion-plus schmucks would, so maybe this is a better ad than I thought…