Is there such a thing as a negative IQ? The View's Elisabeth Hasselbeck goes for the gold standard. Via The Advocate:

The View's Elisabeth Hasselbeck says she knows why lesbians come out later in life: there are simply no available men.

Her theory is that older men tend to date younger women, "leaving older women with no one," she said.

My question - someone willing to say something so asinine on the air cannot possibly have any close gay or lesbian friends. She needs to invest in rent-a-lez or some such before opening her piehole.