Glenn Beck has launched a new news site called The Blaze, which is a truly fantastic news source for Glenn Beck.

It's got such stories as why Al Sharpton doesn't like Glenn Beck, why some guy at the New York Times likes Glenn Beck, children who came to see Glenn Beck, clergy who came to see Glenn Beck, Howard Kurtz on Glenn Beck and a message from Glenn Beck.

What I appreciate most about this influx of Glenn Beck, which is an alternative to such websites as and, is that this one uses different fonts. And that, my friends, is the most important innovation of all.