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Feeling lonely? Saturday Night Live spoofs TSA pat-downs

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“Feeling lonely this holiday season?” begins a breathless female announcer in a mock Saturday Night Live ad for the Transportation Security Administration.

“Looking for a little human interaction?” intones another.

“Do you want to feel contact in special places?” asks a third woman.

“Then why not go through security in an airport,” SNL star Kenan Thompson blurts out. “TSA,” the female announcer murmurs breathlessly. “TSA.”

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“Spending time with a TSA agent couldn’t be easier. Simply book a flight departing from any American airport. When selected for a full body scanner, say no. You’ll be pulled aside by a TSA agent and that’s when the fun begins.”


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Trump campaign’s ‘stunningly incompetent’ strategy exposed by former federal prosecutor

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The Trump campaign is still racking up legal losses in the courts, and even some wealthy GOP donors are reportedly pushing the party to pull the plug on Trump's efforts to overturn the results of the 2020 election.

Attorney Ken White, a former federal prosecutor, has taken a look at some of the Trump campaign's latest legal filings and has found them to be equal parts "shockingly ridiculous" and "stunningly incompetent."

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WATCH: Trump shamed Thanksgiving turkey for refusing to concede White House pardon contest

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It was just two years ago that President Donald Trump mocked a Thanksgiving turkey for refusing to concede the election for a White House pardon. As Thanksgiving 2020 approaches, Trump has officially become that turkey.

"This was a fair election... unfortunately, Carrots refused to concede and demanded a recount," Trump announced about the battle between Carrots and Peas.

"We're still fighting with Carrots," he joked in a speech. "And I will tell you, we've come to a conclusion: Carrots, I'm sorry to tell you, the results did not change. Too bad for Carrots."

It's unclear if Carrots still maintains the election was rigged, as President Trump does about the 2020 election. He joined Peas at Virginia Tech’s “Gobblers Rest” exhibit in Blacksburg, Virginia. There students and veterinarians within Virginia Tech’s Department of Animal and Poultry Sciences in the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences care for all turkeys given a pardon.

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Security guard interrupts COVID-denier’s speech and quits on the spot: ‘She’s trivializing the Holocaust’

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A video from Germany is circulating on social media, showing a COVID-denier addressing a rally, only to have her speech interrupted by a security guard who was disgusted by her comparisons of pandemic restrictions to the Holocaust.

“I feel like Sophie Scholl, since I've been active in the resistance, giving speeches, going to protests, distributing flyers," the woman says to the audience, referring to the famous "White Rose" resistance fighter who opposed the Nazis during World War II.

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