A "sex-crazed loser" stole a semi-truck and crashed it into the AdultMart in Brownhelm Township, Ohio Monday.

The man made off with an $800 vagina that WOIO described as "a life-like masturbator complete with female genitalia with legs and buttocks."

The Post Chronicle (NSFW) reported that the sex toy was this product (NSFW) by Pipedream.

Gawker noted that a man crashed his car into the same store in 2009 to steal a less costly model.

Watch this video from WOIO, broadcast Aug. 23, 2011.