Every four years, says John Stewart, a holiday "miracle" takes place. The Republican candidates for president line up to speak to the Republican Jewish Coalition Forum, an event where conservative Jews gather to witness the spectacle of several "incredibly religious Christian presidential candidates fighting over who loves Jews more."

At this year's event, Rick Santorum's opening salvo was to declare that he and his wife (meaning: his wife) picked out a tile in Jerusalem to hang by their kitchen sink. Rick Perry bragged of his multiple visits to Jerusalem's Western Wall. Michele Bachmann scored high for joining a kibbutz straight out of high school, and Mitt Romney mangled a Seinfeld quote.

Watch the video, embedded via Comedy Central, below: