A pro-choice Democratic legislator has taken a novel approach to fighting an Oklahoma "personhood" bill. According to the blog Jezebel, State Senator Constance Johnson of Oklahoma City has introduced a measure that calls to mind the famous Monty Python "Every Sperm is Sacred" sketch from the 1983 film "The Meaning of Life."
The concept of "personhood" defines human life as beginning at the moment of conception and, in the case of Oklahoma's pending Senate Bill 1433, says that the resulting fetus "at every stage of development (has) all the rights, privileges, and immunities available to other persons, citizens, and residents of this state." If Senate Bill 1433 were to become law, all forms of abortion and some forms of contraception would be considered murder and therefore illegal.
Sen. Johnson, who represents Oklahoma's 48th District has introduced an amendment to the bill mandating that the same rights and benefits be granted to spermatozoa, writing, "However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman's vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child."
This would outlaw masturbation by men, anal sex, sex with condoms, all forms of fellatio to completion, as well as numerous other acts. She later withdrew the measure, but stated that she had inserted it to highlight the absurdity and sexism inherent in the current bill.
A second legislator, Democrat Jim Wilson attempted to introduce an amendment stating that all men would be responsible for the full support and well-being of any woman carrying their child for the duration of the pregnancy, including housing, food, transportation, and all medical costs. The amendment failed.
A similar bill to Senate Bill 1433 was defeated at the polls in Mississippi in November.
Watch the Monty Python musical number "Every Sperm is Sacred," embedded via YouTube, below: