The odds of the season opener of Saturday Night Live not including a bit on Clint Eastwood's infamous RNC speech featuring an "invisible, irritated and foul-mouthed Barrack Obama" as an empty chair? A billion-to-one?

On Saturday night, SNL cast member Bill Hader played the grouchy star on a post-convention road show that included “no script, no set tour dates, no predetermined theaters," as well as a "hilarious" whoopie cushion joke and Chris Christie "fat" joke.

Watch the full segment below, uploaded by Mediaite on September 16, 2012: