On Friday night's edition of "Real Time with Bill Maher," host Bill Maher took the discussion of "first time" voting as a sexual analogy a step further in his weekly "New Rules" segment. A vote for Mitt Romney, he said, is a vote for every right wing extremist he's ever pandered to, which at this point, is quite a list.


Maher began the segment by setting the audience straight that he really is using a metaphor, here.

"Now, obviously when I talk about getting into bed with Mitt Romney, I don't mean that literally," he said. "Please, Mitt Romney doesn't even know what a blow job is. He thinks it's something the Pep Boys do to clean out your carburetor."

"What I'm trying to do is make an analogy," he continued, "about that old public service announcement about how when you go to bed with one person, you're not just sleeping with them, you're...well, it's like that with Mitt."

Electing Mitt doesn't mean just electing him, it's electing every "right wing nut" to whom he has paid political fealty in the last ten years. "If the Mitt-mobile rolls into Washington, it'll be towing behind it every anti-intellectual, anti-science freak show. The abstinence-only obsessives, the flat-earthers, the home schoolers, the holy warriors, the anti-women social Neanderthals, the closeted homosexuals and every end-timer who's ever seen the Virgin Mary in the grass over the septic tank."

Watch the video, embedded via Mediaite, below: