Conservative Christian radio hosts Kevin Swanson and Dave Buehner explained on a Tuesday segment of their "Generations with a Vision" show that there are "two kinds of feminism," the "Sarah Palin kind of feminism that wants to have a husband" kind and the "selfish, narcissistic, family-destroying whores" kind.

"Now remember, the goal is that these women have to be independent," Swanson said on a show devoted to the idea that rising college costs were contributing to an alleged spike in prostitution. "The goal is lots and lots of birth control. The goal is lots and lots and lots of fornication. The goal is abortion. The day-after pill will help. And it will help a lot. Remember, the goal is to get that girl a job because she needs no stinkin’ husband, she’s got the fascist corporation and government-mandated insurance programs and socialist welfare that will take care of her womb to tomb. Who needs a cotton-pickin’ husband? Who needs a family? That’s pretty much the worldview that’s dominating, my friends. That’s what the college is all about."

"Because her feminist professors have told her her husband will abuse her, she will be like a slave to him," Buehner agreed. "Instead she will just go to the slave market and sell herself, at least sell her body, to the highest bidder. See, that’s much, much better!"

"And Dave, you talk about the two kinds of feminists now, this is your new division, you say there’s two kinds of feminists," Swanson explained. "All of them want to be free from the family. They want to be free from the husband."

"Right. Actually, you’re talking about perhaps even a third stream of feminism," Buehner interjected. "There’s the Sarah Palin kind of feminism that wants to have a husband, just not one to submit to."

"But talk about the two forms of feminism you see that are rising today," Swanson asked.

"Right, there are two forms of feminism, and it actually has to do with a division of how attractive a woman is. So, you have the group that is very attractive, they’re in the sororities, they’re gonna be in the beauty contests. They’re actually going to get the good jobs," Buehner said. "Now they will probably some of them become the Sarah Palin-style feminists, they’ll get themselves a husband, but they’ll never be dependent on the husband, they’ll never submit to the husband, in fact they will use their power probably to make their husband submit to them."

"Okay, so you have the cute feminists," Swanson said.

"Right, you have the good-looking ones," Buehner explained. "The other ones are those who we should say are, um, attractive-deficient. ... These are the kinds that will look for careers mostly likely in academia. ... They can get jobs in the government bureaucracy, they can work as an FDA administrator, or you can actually run the EPA if you want, or academia. Academia’s actually the best place because you can be angry, ugly and you can also get tenure. It’s great, it’s the big trifecta."

"You’re gonna make some people mad about what you’ve just said. There will be some very angry feminists," Swanson warned.

"You mean there will be angrier angry feminists," Buehner shot back. "I believe history will go back to this period of time and will look at feminism and say there was a time in which women lost the love of their children. They no longer cared about having children, they no longer loved their children, they no longer loved their husbands, where for all of history women very much cared about protecting the family. Now they only cared about themselves. They were riled up into a froth about how they were victims of society, patriarchal society, and they decided to become selfish, narcissistic, family-destroying whores."

Swanson made headlines last year when he said that the Jim Hensen Company was "taking the sodomy route" by ending its toy meal partnership with Chick-fil-A after its owner made anti-LGBT remarks.

Listen to Swanson and Buehner discuss feminism, snipped by Right Wing Watch on Jan. 25.

[Screenshot via Right Wing Watch]