On this week's edition of "Real Time with Bill Maher," host Bill Maher told Americans who are so eager to go to war with North Korea that the U.S. has been addicted to war for too long and needs to start defining "peace as strength."

In the last part of his weekly "New Rules" segment, Maher lambasted "Kim Jong Pugsley of North Korea" for his threats of war with the U.S. and the West.

"Have you seen a North Korean rocket test?" he asked. "They don't even look like real rockets. They look more like that thing the Russian kosmonauts were in when they crashed on to 'Gilligan's Island.'"

No, he said, the real threat here is the war-mongering Americans who are looking for "any excuse to ramp up the war machine again."

Be careful, North Korea, Maher warned, "With Afghanistan winding down, America is dangerously close to not having a war. And if you know our history, you know that is something we will not tolerate."

With no war, he said, we'd have to concentrate on things like poverty and infrastructure issues, "and that's not fucking fun."

"Just like we're the gun country," he said. "Come on, we're the war people. We don't need a lot of encouragement. Have you ever met John McCain? Offering to go to war with the U.S. is like offering to go out to drinks with Lindsay Lohan. We're already in the car."

"Just in my lifetime, we've invaded Vietnam, Cambodia, the Dominican Republic, Granada, Panama, Bosnia, Iraq, Afghanistan and Iraq again," he said. "That's when you know you're war-mongers, when some countries are coming up twice."

"At some point, don't you have to look in the mirror," he asked, "and say 'Maybe it's me?'"

"America needs to start defining peace as strength," he said. "Do you know who the role model for every president should be? Jimmy Carter. He was the one out of all of them who figured out how to sit in office for four years and never fire a shot."

"And every president's negative example," he concluded, "should be Dick Cheney, who even shot his friends in the face."

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