(NOTE: There is a fine line between snark and fullmetal racist misogyny and many people in comments are going way over the line and it needs to stop RIGHT NOW. I'm going to be deleting some of the more vile shit, but seriously, you guys, knock it off. Thank you. - Tom)

Rage sprite and star of the original Gravity movie, Michelle Malkin takes time out from hating on anyone slightly darker than Sherwin-Williams Eggshell White (7064) to point out that nice Kansas lady Kathleen Sibelius is some kind of Russian Czarina thug gangster dominiatrix who is forcing America to take it in the butt with affordable health care.

Under the subtle and nuanced headline:

The Thuggery of Obamacare Czarina Kathleen Sebelius

...Malkin ragesplains that Sibelius is a " the ruthless enforcer of Obamacare's Jenga tower of lies upon lies upon lies" who has alternately "brought out her brass knuckles", "cracked her whip" and (NSFW) "sent a nasty-gram" which is either dirty talk or sexting,  I'm not really sure. Probably both.

In an even more heavy-handed effort to suppress criticism, Sebelius wrote America's Health Insurance Plans (AHIP), the national association of health insurers, "calling on their members to stop using scare tactics and misinformation to falsely blame premium increases for 2011 on the patient protections in the Affordable Care Act." The threatening cease-and-desist letter commanded: "I urge you to inform your members that there will be zero tolerance for this type of misinformation and unjustified rate increases. ... Simply stated, we will not stand idly by as insurers blame their premium hikes and increased profits on the requirement that they provide consumers with basic protections."

The speech-stifling gag order declared war on every opponent of Obamacare who dared to question the administration's phony claims of cost-savings or expanded access.

Writing letters is the new ball-gag.  So hawt. (Note - the safe word is: Benghazi)

So, on your feet or on your knees, America. You are Kathleen Sibelius's bitch now and she is shoving her low cost affordable-health-care-for-all down your throat ('intubation' in sexxxy doctor talk) and you are going to like it and beg for more and soon you will be hooked on not being turned down for a pre-existing condition and alkso by the ability to see a doctor and not worry about bankruptcy or having to choose between food or medicine.

Which will leave you with more time for high-gravity catholic schoolgirl cheerleader anime.

You didn't really think I wasn't going to post that again, did you?