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Jon Stewart destroys Fox News’ ‘spite-driven anger machine’ and hunger for conspiracies

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For a second, Daily Show host Jon Stewart felt he was getting trapped in a “distraction loop” generated by Fox News’ insistence that President Barack Obama is forever trying to mislead the country, no matter what he’s discussing. Then he came to a realization.

“Unless, of course, Fox News is attempting to distract us from noticing that, rather [than] being a news organization, they’re a spite-driven anger machine rooted in a fear that any change in the status quo will inevitably erode our nation’s traditional power structure, leading to internment camps for ‘Real ‘Muricans,’ powered by solar energy and tacos,” he reasoned, before correcting himself slightly. “Wait — hard-shell gay tacos.”

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The latest installment in Fox’s “appetite for distraction,” Stewart observed, was the network’s complaints following Obama’s Super Bowl interview with Bill O’Reilly.

“Brilliant move,” Stewart said of Obama’s “tactic.” “Distract the spotlight from your many scandals by doing an interview with Fox about them right before the most-watched event in the history of television.”

Stewart then played a montage of months’ worth of Fox News clips accusing the president of trying to head off discussions about the Affordable Care Act any time he chose to focus on another issue.

“You know the president doesn’t work for Fox, right?” Stewart said. “He can deviate from your script. It’s like, ‘Equal rights for gay people? That’s not your line. Your line is, Yes, Obamacare is a rear-guard assault on the American values that we hold dear. Soon, I and my Muslim overlords will control the entire caliphate.'”

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SNL’s Tony Fauci wants to ‘go back to being an anonymous hunk’ after COVID vaccine rollout

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NBC's "Saturday Night Live" featured Wolf Blitzer in CNN's Situation Room.

"I'm your host Wolf Blitzer, an indoor man with an outdoor name," he said.

The host welcomed Dr. Tony Fauci and Dr. Deborah Birx to talk about the recently approved COVID-19 vaccine.

Dr. Fauci announced he would be joining the Biden administration, with a joke about why Dr. Birx would not be.

The two talked about the prioritization of the vaccine, with Fauci saying Trump had done as bad of a job with the coronavirus vaccine rollout as he did throwing out a ceremonial first pitch.

The skit featuring Dr. Fauci as a sex symbol, with multiple women throwing their bras at him.

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Judge Jeanine ripped for turning on Trump’s AG: ‘Bill may be the first bar Pirro is running away from’

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Fox News personality Jeanine Pirro was ridiculed on Saturday after she went after Attorney General Bill Barr on during her opening monologue.

"But we now know Bill Barr was the ultimate do nothing deep stater there to defend the status quo," Pirro said of Trump's hand-picked attorney general.

Rob A. Socking of Bloomberg Opinion made a crack about Pirro's alleged drinking, which has even been featured in a "Saturday Night Live" skit.

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‘Trump has staged the ultimate loyalty test’ for Republicans — and won: report

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President Donald Trump has failed to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election, but he has won a large prize, according to a new report in The Washington Post.

"President Trump’s push to overturn his election loss has been repeatedly defeated and rebuffed by the courts, culminating in a terse dismissal late Friday by the Supreme Court. But the campaign has also served another purpose — rallying Republicans across the country to back Trump’s assault on democratic principles and further cementing his control over the party even as he prepares to leave the White House," the newspaper reported.

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