In the wake of the Sandy Hook slaughter, where Adam Lanza watered the Tree of Liberty with the blood of 20 small children between the ages of six and seven, the NRA saw that they had their work cut out for them.
If you thought by ‘work cut out for them’ that meant the NRA would propose sensible gun legislation limiting the sales of extended magazines and weapons mores more suitable for a war zone than a dove hunt, then you don’t know how Wayne LaPierre makes his blood money.
The NRA never lets a crisis go to waste when there is way to make a buck off it. Whether it is with a membership drive driven by a frantic email campaign (“They’re coming for gunzzzz!”), or cranking up the hysteria for citizens to buy more powerful weapons for returning fire, the NRA is always there to make things worse for America while making things better ($$$!) for themselves .
As they say around the NRA water cooler: When live gives you dead kids strewn around a classroom, make deadkid-ade … in the form of hysterical appeals for cash money, dollar bills y’all, from the rubes.
But how was the NRA supposed to finesse America’s moms who spent that December day — and a few days after — hugging their kids a little tighter; happy that they didn’t end up like Charlotte Bacon, 6 Daniel Barden, 7 Olivia Engel, 6 Josephine Gay, 7 Ana Marquez-Greene, 6 Dylan Hockley, 6 Madeline Hsu, 6 Catherine Hubbard, 6 Chase Kowalski, 7 Jesse Lewis, 6 James Mattioli, 6 Grace McDonnell, 7 Emilie Parker, 6 Jack Pinto, 6 Noah Pozner, 6 Caroline Previdi, 6 Jessica Rekos, 6 Avielle Richman, 6 Benjamin Wheeler, 6 Allison Wyatt, 6?
Simple. Convince moms that they need to pack heat too.
Over the last decade, the percentage of armed women in America has risen quietly: according to Gallup, the numbers went from 13% in 2005 to 23% in 2011. By last year, that rise wasn’t so quiet anymore. Women’s interest sites declared “The Rise Of The Female Gun Nut.” A Girl and a Gun-type shooting clubs, like Babes with Bullets and The Well Armed Woman, bloomed. And a staunchly, proudly masculine industry at least attempted to keep pace. Walk around a gun show these days, and you’re more likely than not to find at least one table piled wide with .223-caliber AR-15 assault rifles rendered in hot pink.
Because nothing says ‘lady gun’ like a high powered weapon, capable of firing a death-dealing slug of metal at 3,050 feet per second, in hot pink — which also happens to be the approximate color of torn flesh around an exit wound prior to lividity setting in.
Very matchy -match.
Of course not all moms want to look like the lady on the home defense mag cover, with a sensible no-muss hairdo and a Dirty Harry squint, facing down punks attempting to get to cowering daughter, Tiffany Bella-Shania.
The NRA knows that some moms want to be the ‘cool mom,’ the one who doesn’t wear mom jeans and who scrapbooks photos taken at family picnics at the local gun range.
Today’s gun mom need to be styling, self-assured, unflappable, a woman who knows what she wants and knows how to get it.
Like this woman in an NRA ad released right after Elliott Rodger watered the Tree of Liberty with the blood of coeds:
You have to admit, nothing quite sells guns to women like an ad that looks like it’s pitching a new feminine hygiene product promising you that ‘clean fresh feeling’ that comes from not having blood on your hands.
Until the next mass shooting rolls around.
And it will.
The NRA guarantees it…
Here are 11 of the most punchable faces of 2017
Remember back when 2016 began and the world held so much promise and then a bunch of people in the Midwest got mad at Hillary Clinton because she didn't visit their state fair, eat a corn dog and admire their butter cow so they decided to toss a match in the septic tank by voting for Donald Trump to "shake things up"?
That, among other reasons, is how we got to where we are now in Trump Year One: Like A Plague, But Kinda Worse.
It has been a very weird year compared to the past few to the point where someone like Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Zodiac Killer) is barely a blip on our screen because he seems sort of "meh" compared to the daily tsunami of Trump atrocities that have us drowning in depression -- and depending upon Robert Mueller and Zoloft (Ask your doctor if ZOLOFT is right for you) to pull us through.
WATCH LIVE: Sarah Huckabee Sanders holds WH briefing as Trump squabbles with Gold Star families
As President Donald Trump's administration squabbles with the family of Sgt. La David Johnson and Rep. Frederica Wilson (D-FL) over the president's ham-handed attempt to offer condolences to Johnson's widow, many people are failing to ask why U.S. Army Green Berets were in Niger at all.
White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders is expected to receive questions about Niger and more queries about the administration's decision to go on the warpath against Wilson with false charges about a 2015 speech.
‘Slaves built the US the way cows built McDonald’s’ — and other historical ‘facts’ from Katie McHugh
Katie McHugh was fired from Breitbart News on Monday after she wrote on Twitter that "there would be no deadly terror attacks in the U.K. if Muslims didn't live there" after a terror attack in London.
Below is an article about McHugh's from 2015. As you can see for yourself, she had a history of racist Twitter rants:
It must be very liberating to be a conservative right now. With fifteen GOP candidates still vying for a job that will never be hired for -- now that Rick Perry finally looks like the smart one by saying "Laters, losers" -- crazy talk wins the hearts and minds of the conservative base and everyone is doing it.