Everybody, it seems, is displeased with the pace of the investigation into the murder — or ‘good police work’ if you work at Twitchy — of Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri.
Until authorities decide whether they want to bring Darren Wilson back from his paid vacation to either face the music or receive a commendation for keeping the damn kids out of the street where they could get hurt by being hit by a passing car, we’re going to have press conferences, curfews, and more internet think pieces about police militarization than you shake an Mine Resistant Ambush Protected vehicle at.
If you’re wondering what is holding justice up, you need look no further than a bunch of know-it-all uppity black folk who keep sticking their noses into the white man’s bidness. At least that is what Fox News’ Peter Johnson Jr.– who is to legal affairs what Keith Ablow is to medical and weight loss advice — thinks.
As Johnson sees it, the whole damn thing is screwed up and, by some remarkable coincidence that has probably never occurred to Johnson, all the people fucking up left and right are… go on, guess … black people. If you are not surprised by that, you too can someday host Fox & Friends. Providing, of course, you have the ability to say the most idiotic things possible before a national audience without shame or regret.
Let us count who is at fault here.
There is Attorney General Eric Holder (BLACK) who has requested a second autopsy on Michael Brown to go along with the one being performed by Forensic Pathologist to the Stars, Dr. Michael Baden, who once said “Nah, OJ probably didn’t do it,” and banked a cool $250K to say the same thing about Phil Spector. Why is Eric Holder (BLACK) being so mean to Michael Baden? And why is he sending his 40 investigatory jackbooted FBI troopers to Ferguson when the predominately white jackbooted and camouflage-panted St. Louis County police are doing such a fine job of keeping the “fucking animals” in line?
There is also President Barack Obama (HALF-BLACK, BUT ALL BLACK AS FAR AS FOX IS CONCERNED) who wants to be updated on the latest developments in Ferguson. Johnson wants Obama to know that this is “wholly a state matter,” by which he means ‘states rights,’ by which he means ‘The War of Northern Aggression.’ This is surprising coming from Johnson since he once identified Obama as a slavery fan. Apparently that was the white-half of Obama doing the talking.
Last on Johnson’s list is a Johnson of another color, Highway Patrol Capt. Ron Johnson, who apologized to the Brown family for the death of their son at the hands of a law enforcement officer when what Johnson (THE BLACK ONE) should have been doing was chastising them for raising a fool who didn’t know when to get out of the damn road and that’s why Darren Wilson was forced to pop six caps in his ass — although it was technically four in his arm and two to the head — because Wilson is a real stickler when it comes to jaywalking.
Who IS doing a good job? Well the authorities (WHITE) who cried ‘white panic!, and unleashed the cops of war,’ and Ferguson Police Chief Tom Jackson (WHITE) who released the cigarillo crime wave video which was greeted with with boffo reviews, just when things had calmed down a smidge.
What does Johnson think of the video that even the police say it was unrelated to the shooting since Wilson was unaware of the event?
“I think it’s a relevant and logical piece of evidence, and it was done with regard to media request and there has been calls for transparency.”
Oh. Smart take, That virtually everyone disagrees with.
But never mind that. If the blacks would just step off and let the proper authorities do their thing, this could be resolved in due course. These are trained people who only have the best interests of the black community in mind. One might say that it is their burden.
Take up the White Man’s burden–
Send forth the best ye breed–
Go bind your sons to exile
To serve your captives’ need;
To wait in heavy harness,
On fluttered folk and wild–
Your new-caught, sullen peoples,
Half-devil and half-child..
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