Trend chasing community access TV hostess Sarah Palin heard about this here ALS Ice Bucket Challenge which is raising money for some disease or something or whatever –she doesn’t care– and so she decided to use it to fill time on her rogue TV network with her being all cutesy and ‘g’-droppin’ again.
Yes, this should be awful and it is.
Accepting a challenge, Sarah writes a check FOR DOUBLE THE AMOUNT because she is a giver , as long as it is not PAC money for candidates she “supports.”
She then double dog dares Hillary Clinton, whom she hates with a frozen tundra iciness, to take the challenge, and also John McCain, presumably because he is old and the shock to his system will probably kill him and then he’ll never be able to finally confess that picking Sarah Palin as his running mate was worst fucking decision anyone has ever made in the history of mankind, and “please forgive me and have mercy upon my soul.”
No. John. We won’t. Stop asking.
Then someone –one of her meth kids probably — hits Sarah with some ice water and she screeches horrifically in a way that will make your testicles retract even if you don’t have them.
Also, Diet Dr. Pepper will probably sue or destroy the recipe with fire now, because IT IS RUINED for everyone.
Watch the video below: