Sarah Palin, whom you may vaguely remember like a regrettable hairstyle that seemed like a good idea at the time, has a Labor Day message for all of you hard workin’ ‘Muricans out there who haven’t quit your jobs a couple of years after being hired because you could make more money shaking down rubes.
It makes sense that Palin, who is a job creator –she quit her job creating an opportunity for someone else — would have strong feelings about labor in America. Just like her daughter Bristol, who went into labor while still in high school before becoming a high paid spokesmodel for abstinence.
And Sarah Palin’s message is this: she honors you, particularly the ones of you who build trucks and do something something something food.
“You know, too, we drive a bunch of trucks and built with American union hands. We all eat food and …and … many other products that we’re consuming are delivered in union built trucks….Look, we all for hard working Americans.”
Also, too, you know too, Sarah says conservatives love unions which is why some of her BFF’s like Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker have stripped public unions of collective bargaining rights because of good old fashioned individualism.
Or the 2012 Republican Party platform that called ” for enacting a nationwide “right-to-work” law. Such a law would prohibit union contracts at private-sector workplaces from requiring employees to pay any dues or other fees to a union, ” or banning ‘card check’ which allows unions to organize.
Basically, Conservatives like their unions like they like their Republican House: you can join, but it’s completely ineffective which is okay because you don’t really do anything.
So, Happy Labor Day America! Enjoy your barbequing and whatnot today while Sarah celebrates by showing off her Meat Monster to those Duck Dynasty guys, who are in Wasilla negotiating for the right of one of them to marry youngest daughter Piper before she hits 15 and is too old for breedin’ purposes.
Remember: if not for those two hard years of labor Sarah put in at the Governor’s office, the Palin family might well have ended up like these folks.
Although that is still possible, because anything is possible in these here U. S. of A’s…