Devilspawn Chelsea Clinton’s Devilspawn 2.0 baby sends wingnuts into spiral of dumb
Fresh off of a week of accusing the ISIS Muslim in Chief of destroying America’s military capabilities by giving all of our Marines PTSD with a highly-caffeinated double-mocha kale tea frappuccino salute, our nation’s wingnut rageaholics moved on, dragging themselves through the internet tubes at dawn, looking for an angry fix to satisfy their daily minimum requirement of bile.
Unfortunately for them, Benghazi Boo Radley went Full Metal RINO when he showed up for his Pickin’ an’ a Grinnin’ Benghazi Snipe Hunt — failing to bring hi lynchin’ rope — and there was a great sadness and un-gnashed teeth across #Benghazi #tcot-land.
Try as he might, rapey fake-pimp James O’Keefe failed to set black hearts aflutter with his latest film, eschewing pimp hats and bin Laden masks, and embracing Dogme 95 to go after Wendy Davis. O’Keefe’s most recent nothing-burger failed to move beyond the friendly confines of the Breitbart monkeyhouse and, even there, created very little hooting and poop throwing.
Back to the dildo boat, Jimbo.
So…what have we got?
Oooooo. Chelsea Clinton Newlonghardtospelllastname, daughter of Hillary Clinton and Webb Hubble (if Roger Stone is to believed, and why not?) had a baby girl named Charlotte in a baldfaced-attempt to secure North Carolina’s 15 electoral votes in 2016 …IF Nobama allows us to have an election.
Following in the long tradition of Rush Limbaugh, who once compared young Chelsea Clinton to a dog, conservatives immediate began punching downward because: kids, they grow up so fast these days.
Here is David Frum, who once got fired by the White House after his nitwit wife humbled-bragged about ‘axis of evil’ bon mot:
Chelsea was going to have a Hispanic boy named Orlando -but while the overnights were positive, it just didn’t focus group
— David Frum (@davidfrum) September 27, 2014
Hahahaha. Politics. Always topical.
Then you have the NY Post, dispenser of knowledge to the moves-lips-when-reading NYC meathead crowd, being droll: Bringing up the rear — as he has no doubt done all his life from the dating pool to SAT scores — comes Jim Hoft, the Dumbest Man On The Internet (but don’t quit trying, Mathew Boyle), who uncovered this little nugget on E! Online while on a virtual date (hint: masturbating to) song fawn Arianna Grande:
Blue dresses! You know what THAT means! (Hint: blowjobs. Blowjobs that make babies. Anatomy. Look it up.)
As alert twitter-reader Forsetti points out:
You will also note that “Virgin” Mary had a baby with a man who was not her husband.
Whores, all of them…