Over at Bill Kristol’s make-work place for his dumb unemployable son-in-law, known as The Free Beacon – Because Who In Their Right Mind Would Pay For It, Combat Journalist Alana Goodman has dug up the goods on the woman who will one day be known as The Worst President Since Obama, who was The Worst President Since Clinton, who was The Wost President Since Carter, etc.
I should probably amend that since, once word gets out about these earth-shattering ground-shaking revelations about Hillary Rodham Clinton, Democrats are going to be scrambling for a new face of the party in the 2016 election — maybe even Joe Lieberman, because things will be so bad.
Okay, not Joe Lieberman, because, fuck that guy. Everybody hates his guts. Some white guy, just pick one.
It seems that long before Hillary Clinton was a former Secretary of State, Senator from The Great State Of New York, First Lady of the United States, and lesbian murderess of her sex slave Vince Foster, she once wrote a few letters to Saul Alinsky who is the Emmanuel Goldstein-like nemesis of the Republican Party, but not in a anti-Semitic way because: USA & Israel, thunder buddies for life, fuck yeah!
Alinsky, for those who don’t know, was a community organizer in Chicago, who wrote Rules For Radicals. Quite honestly I’ve never met one person who has actually read his Rules, although conservatives would have the world believe that liberals chant the rules in backward Latin beneath a full moon while drinking the blood of aborted babies … and then there is the orgy followed by Denny’s for late night waffles.
The main Alinsky rule that makes conservatives poop blood out of their eyes — I have seen this, it happens — is the one that says: “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon. It’s hard to counterattack ridicule, and it infuriates the opposition, which then reacts to your advantage.”
Or as we call it: “We’re not laughing with you, we’re laughing at you. Because you’re an idiot.”
Or, on Twitter: #lol #tcot #benghazi #derp #yolo
Anyway, getting back to Goodman’s game-changer: Hillary Rodham, during her just-experimenting-with-lesbianism-days at Wellesley and her internship with a “left-wing law firm Treuhaft, Walker and Burnstein, known for its radical politics and a client roster that included Black Panthers and other militants,” was writing letters to Alinsky, because, well, she was a big fan.
In one of Goodman’s bombshells she reports, “On July 8, 1971, Clinton reached out to Alinsky, then 62, in a letter sent via airmail, paid for with stamps featuring Franklin Delano Roosevelt, and marked “Personal.”
“Paid for with stamps featuring Franklin Delano Roosevelt.”
Smoking gun, y’all.
What kind of American would use stamps bearing the likeness of Franklin Delano Roosevelt? Certainly not a Real American who eschews social security benefits, anything tainted by the WPA, and dimes (“American kopecks”).
Additionally Hillary maybe possibly had a liaison with Alinsky in San Francisco:
“I am living in Berkeley and working in Oakland for the summer and would love to see you,” Clinton wrote. “Let me know if there is any chance of our getting together.”
Clinton’s letter reached Alinsky’s office while he was on an extended trip to Southeast Asia, where was helping train community organizers in the Philippines.
“Mr. Alinsky will be in San Francisco, staying at the Hilton Inn at the airport on Monday and Tuesday, July 26 and 27,” Harper [Alinsky’s secretary] added. “I know he would like to have you call him so that if there is a chance in his schedule maybe you can get together.”
It is unclear whether the meeting occurred.
Is it irresponsible to speculate? It would be irresponsible not to.
Hillary probably had a sexy-tiime visit with Alinsky, but their star-crossed love affair couldn’t last because she belonged to Bill. She was a part of his work — the thing that kept him going. And if she didn’t stay with him, she’d regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of her life.
As for Hill and Saul, they’ll always have
Paris San Francisco.
Or Benghazi, whichever one will keep her from being elected…
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