Quantcast
Connect with us

Russell Brand’s happy hippie horseshit

Published

on

Russell Brand - The Trews (YouTube)

First the disclaimer.

I don’t find Russell Brand funny, not even mildly so.

Although some see him as the latest in a line of comedians with a social commentary/political bent that began with Will Rogers and ran through Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor and George Carlin, Brand has always struck me as Dane Cook with a better vocabulary and an accent. Brand’s style tends toward a rapid-fire stream of consciousness littered with esoteric references intended to be clarifying, while his eyes dart about the room as if he’s hoping that no one notices that it’s just mundane ‘rage against the obvious’ bullshit. He’s like Dennis Miller in that he seems to love the sound of his own voice, but parts ways with Miller in that he generally has a point, callow as it may be.

ADVERTISEMENT

Brand likes to reference his history of addiction and abuse for street cred (awarded: 5 points), but is better known for his brief career-enhancing marriage to pop tart Katy Perry (deduct: 6 points) which wasn’t enough to land him an HBO comedy special, but made him the perfect host for the MTV Movie Awards where his style of humor is considered every bit as transgressive as a Misfits tee bought at Hot Topic.

Upon that shaky foundation, a career as a political commentator was born.

His outlook is anti-capitalist and his targets are the rich and powerful, which is all well and good, but his material is nothing you couldn’t have heard at any late night Occupy bull session.  And like Occupy, he has vague answers about how to change the power structure, most recently saying “he’s willing to die for the revolution,” while conceding that it’s not necessary to die before adding, “We’re all in the death seat. We’re all waiting. It’s coming.”

That’s deep, bro.

Brand has recently had to defend himself after the Artist Formerly Known as Johnny Rotten called him out over his well-publicized comments about not voting.

Brand had previously stated that he has never voted because he believes politicians are all “frauds and liars, ” writing,  “Total revolution of consciousness and our entire social, political and economic system is what interests me, but that’s not on the ballot.”

ADVERTISEMENT

Cool theory, bro.

In an interview John Lydon responded, saying, “The likes of Russell Brand coming along and saying something so damn ignorant is absolutely spoon-feeding it to them. Your individuality, your sense of right. You must not forget 100 years ago, who could vote here? And to have that so easily, so flippantly, ignored, in that lazy arse ‘I take drugs and tell not funny jokes’ way”

“You have to vote, you have to make a change,” Lydon said. “You’re given lousy options, yes, but that’s better than nothing at all.”

Brand replied to Lydon, explaining that he’s a big fan and that he’s more of a big picture guy:

ADVERTISEMENT

“John Lydon for me is a great cultural figure. I adore the Sex Pistols, I adore his music and I adore him, but it’s a common misconception that I told people not to vote. If there was a party worth voting for then I’d vote for them… and I would urge you to as well, but it’s difficult to create those kind of global political parties because of trade agreements preventing that kind of thing from happening on a national level, which is a complicated issue and I can see why John Lydon might have trouble fitting that into a tiny little interview.”

To which I say: horseshit. Or, bollocks, as they case may be.

ADVERTISEMENT

The workings of the world are indeed complicated and political structures are not easily bent or changed, but it can happen although not fast enough for the  ‘why is TMZ loading so slowly!’ generation.  Voting, and not voting can bring about change. It’s the difference between seeing John Roberts and Strip Search Sammy Alito seated on the Supreme Court and two people with a slightly less corporatist worldview.

And if you want to start a revolution — and good luck with that if you think it will be grow from podcasting your complaints about how unfair the world is  — you need to start somewhere, and that is at the local level and then upward.  Conservatives knew that when they started packing school boards years ago, developing candidates who blossomed at right about the same time that the Tea Party suddenly appeared. They’ve worked themselves through the state legislatures and one need only take a look at some of the GOP candidates who might be elected on a national level in a few weeks to see how government can be made to work for you or against you or, as is current case: not at all.

So if you’re waiting for a political messiah to rise up and save the world, take a number and go wait with the End Timers over there on the bench.

ADVERTISEMENT

And if you think that Russell Brand is that messiah, then you’ve got an even longer wait. He’s just Tiger Beat Che Guevara living in a digital world.

T-shirts available at Hot Topic.


Report typos and corrections to: [email protected].
READ COMMENTS - JOIN THE DISCUSSION
Continue Reading

Facebook

WATCH LIVE: Trump addresses the nation after Iran retaliatory missile strike

Published

on

President Donald Trump will address the nation Wednesday morning on Iran’s attack on two military bases in Iraq hosting U.S. Armed Forces. The missiles were a retaliatory strike in response to Trump’s decision to assassinate General Qassem Soleimani.

The White House had signaled the president would deliver his address Tuesday night, but walked that back and the president, insisting “All is well!” in a Tuesday night tweet promised to speak Wednesday morning.

Continue Reading

Breaking Banner

Here are 11 of the most punchable faces of 2017

Published

on

By

Remember back when 2016 began and the world held so much promise and then a bunch of people in the Midwest got mad at Hillary Clinton because she didn't visit their state fair, eat a corn dog and admire their butter cow so they decided to toss a match in the septic tank by voting for Donald Trump to "shake things up"?

That, among other reasons, is how we got to where we are now in Trump Year One: Like A Plague, But Kinda Worse.

It has been a very weird year compared to the past few to the point where someone like Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Zodiac Killer) is barely a blip on our screen because he seems sort of "meh" compared to the daily tsunami of Trump atrocities that have us drowning in depression -- and depending upon Robert Mueller and Zoloft (Ask your doctor if ZOLOFT is right for you) to pull us through.

Continue Reading
 

Breaking Banner

WATCH LIVE: Sarah Huckabee Sanders holds WH briefing as Trump squabbles with Gold Star families

Published

on

As President Donald Trump's administration squabbles with the family of Sgt. La David Johnson and Rep. Frederica Wilson (D-FL) over the president's ham-handed attempt to offer condolences to Johnson's widow, many people are failing to ask why U.S. Army Green Berets were in Niger at all.

White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders is expected to receive questions about Niger and more queries about the administration's decision to go on the warpath against Wilson with false charges about a 2015 speech.

Continue Reading
 
 
Democracy is in peril. Invest in progressive news. Join Raw Story Investigates for $1. Go ad-free. LEARN MORE