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Adult film stars explain net neutrality and speculate about Ted Cruz’s porn habits

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As the public debate over net neutrality grows more politicized, a group of adult film stars tried to frame the discussion in frankly naked terms.

Actresses Alex Chance, Mercedes Carrera, and Nadia Styles stripped off their clothes for a Funny or Die video explaining how rules changes backed by telecommunications companies would slow down some websites.

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“Without net neutrality, Internet service providers could create special fast lanes for content providers willing to pay more,” Carrera says.

Put simply, that could create slower video streaming, social networking, and, as Chance says, “slow porn.”

“To quote President Obama, poor people should be able to watch porn just as fast as rich people,” Styles says.

Carrera points out that Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) – “who is not sexy” – is helping campaign contributor Comcast “end net neutrality.”

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Chance compares the Internet, as currently set up, to a “giant sex party where everyone gets to have sex with anyone they want.”

The actresses promise to engage in a sex party on camera, but it’s interrupted by Internet buffering – which they say would be more likely if net neutrality ends.

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“Ted Cruz and the other old rich guys don’t seem to understand any of this,” Chance says.

“Which is ironic,” Styles says, “because old rich guys always watch the weirdest porn.”

“Like clown stuff,” Chance says.

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Watch the entire (NSFW) video posted online by Funny or Die:

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