Matt Boyle -- a "Investigative Journalist at Breitbart News Network" whose specialties include "MS Office, Garageband, and Audacity" according to LinkedIn -- was very invested in seeing rare endangered orange RINO John Boehner deposed as head of the House Republicans today. Boehner's crimes against Real Americans seem to be summed up by: "not crazy enough."
True, Boehner has allowed his party to vote 54 times to repeal Obamacare, but why not sixty, or a hundred bazillion plus infinity times? Quite clearly, Boehner is The Man ... keeping the Other Men down.
Unfortunately for Boyle and the 27% of Americans who think Jesus personally wrote the 2nd Amendment -- and they have a copy of the Constitution right here in their pocket to prove it -- Boehner was re-elected today, and now Tea Party members and other people living under the Iron Thumb/Fist/Boot of illegitimate President Barack Obama are sad -- so very very very very sad -- that their coup went 'kablooey.'
Boyle, who rode shotgun on Chris McDaniel's attempt to unseat Thad Cochran in Mississippi only to be stopped by those damnable Negro voters, really thought he was onto something big with Boehner on the ropes and -- with heavyweights from Joe the Plumber to Sarah the Babbler saying "throw the bum out" -- it really looked like Boehner's goose was cooked.
Here is a collection of tweeets-- from early stirrings 'down there' to blood-engorged Boehner-boner to "hey, is it supposed to be this soft?" to "it happens to all guys...see yourself out" -- of Boyle's collapse into sad-face, as he documented it on the Twitter:
2015 is going to be a great year. I feel it already. Revenge of the right?— Matthew Boyle (@Matthew Boyle)1420091676.0
Jim Bridenstine just issued detailing why he's voting against Boehner. Rebellion brewing?— Matthew Boyle (@Matthew Boyle)1420216660.0
Louie Gohmert Announces Candidacy For Speaker Against Boehner http://t.co/NWfT6JsRQX— Matthew Boyle (@Matthew Boyle)1420390230.0
The effort to take down Boehner, many are learning, is organized by serious conservatives and Republicans. Has serious chance of success.— Matthew Boyle (@Matthew Boyle)1420484018.0
Phone calls are pouring in from around America into the Capitol, as it Americans pressure their congressmen for fresh Republican leadership.— Matthew Boyle (@Matthew Boyle)1420484119.0
I'm told several major conservative members with sway in conference have agreed to vote for Republican alternative to Boehner.— Matthew Boyle (@Matthew Boyle)1420484203.0
Serious question for next Congress: What did Boehner know about Benghazi and when did he know it?— Matthew Boyle (@Matthew Boyle)1420497679.0
Have a story coming soon about what went down in conference tonight according to Yoho. It's brutal for leadership.— Matthew Boyle (@Matthew Boyle)1420513850.0
Tea Party groups across America tell me they're gearing up primary challengers for any member who votes for Boehner tomorrow— Matthew Boyle (@Matthew Boyle)1420515541.0
Palin Calls on Boehner to Go: ‘Time for Some New Energy’ - Breitbart http://t.co/uXrLC9EGha via @BreitbartNews— Matthew Boyle (@Matthew Boyle)1420523146.0
I'm hearing Jeff Duncan of South Carolina is coming out against Boehner shortly... Game changer... This thing still has momentum— Matthew Boyle (@Matthew Boyle)1420556754.0
Yoho told me just now he predicts Boehner won't be re-elected on the first ballot.... developing...— Matthew Boyle (@Matthew Boyle)1420558532.0
Webster could get 218 votes for Speaker. Definitely not on the first ballot. But maybe later in the day on a second or third.— Matthew Boyle (@Matthew Boyle)1420564636.0
Who will Mia Love vote for? Boehner, or a Republican?— Matthew Boyle (@Matthew Boyle)1420566586.0
Mia Love supports Boehner.— Matthew Boyle (@Matthew Boyle)1420568100.0
The coup would clearly have been successful if conservative members had backbone and voted for Republican alternative.— Matthew Boyle (@Matthew Boyle)1420568492.0
Obama heckles House Rs who enable Boehner's reelection: WH announces Obama won't sign Keystone XL pipeline. Dems are laughing at GOP— Matthew Boyle (@Matthew Boyle)1420568752.0
Boehner only got 216 votes.— Matthew Boyle (@Matthew Boyle)1420570999.0
Boehner won "reelection" as Speaker with less than a majority of the House of Representatives. That's Washington for you.— Matthew Boyle (@Matthew Boyle)1420571145.0
Boehner Wins Re-Election With Less Than Majority Of House - Breitbart http://t.co/YfHyMnSLgm via @BreitbartNews— Matthew Boyle (@Matthew Boyle)1420575095.0
When Ezra Klein's operation (Vox) and Media Matters are helping a Republican speaker candidate, that tells you everything you need to know— Matthew Boyle (@Matthew Boyle)1420576390.0
Yes. Louis Gohmert would be the new House Speaker if it weren't for that meddling kid, Ezra Klein...
You read it here first.
Okay, maybe second...
Bonus, Andrew Kirell tweets this evergreen from 2013: