Ted Nugent has a wondrous way with words that will make you want to take an acid shower
Ted Nugent (DonkeyHotey Flickr)

I really don't even know what to say about this video snippet pointed out by Chris Moody from CNN:


The Nuge: "My American dream glows so vibrantly I might squirt through the phone and stain the entire listening audience. God bless America."

Ed  Berliner response: "Yeah, let's not do that. That would be awfully messy, the paper towels we would need would be horrible..."

The Nuge: "Yeah, well you'd need more than that. I'd recommend an Olympic-sized down-filled comforter with a couple of friends of mine with Louisville sluggers to ram it elsewhere. My point being, is that I'm here to share my effervescence because I'm addicted to truth, logic, common sense, and the American way, so thanks for having me on."

Thankfully, the "My point being..." part really clarified what preceded it so, you know, U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! or something...