It was inevitable that we would reach a point in these early stages of the 2016 Presidential campaign when presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump's supporters would switch from defense to offense.
As we have learned, nothing that Trump does or says is ever wrong; reality and good taste must adjust to the new gold-plated, black marble and brocade velour Trump paradigm.
Please keep up, reality and good taste!
Were Trump to decide to beat an orphan to death by wielding a corgi puppy by its tail -- a Cardigan Welsh Corgi, not the tailless Pembroke -- someone no doubt would be standing by to hold his coat and then mop his brow and reconstruct his hair pile rendered askew by a sound puppy/orphan thrashing to the death.
Oh, about that hair-pile on the man once described by John Oliver as looking like a "clown made of mummified foreskin and cotton candy"...
It is now off-limits.
That comes from the wonderful folks whose greatest grievance in life is that they can't use the "N-word" in public they way they use it privately when preceding President Obama, the Rev. Al Sharpton, or any random black man killed by police, because you know he was also a "thug" as well as one of those N-people -- or a "blah" if you are Rick Santorum.
The same people who say it's racist to make fun of nappy headed blacks ALSO make fun of @realDonaldTrump's hair for sport! #Hypocrites— Progressives Today (@Progressives Today)1437838193.0
Ay-yup. It is likely the tweet is the handiwork of PT contributor and Dead Breitbart hagiographer Andrew Marcus, since it lacks the majestic limpid idiocy of anything that Hoft has ever managed in his life. But wait, there is more!
In 2015, @tbogg, More men & women of all colors are discrimated against for their baldness than black people are for their hair. #NOH8— Progressives Today (@Progressives Today)1437848614.0
The same people who say it's bigoted to judge a man covered in tattoos & piercings ALSO mock @realDonaldTrump's hair! http://t.co/1qnQFqKCmm— Progressives Today (@Progressives Today)1437848902.0
The same people who say you shouldn't judge Muslims based on appearance ALSO mock @realDonaldTrump for his hair! http://t.co/95cdL1GbLT— Progressives Today (@Progressives Today)1437849522.0
For those who thought Twitchy was the stupidest place in the world, the derp barrel -- indeed the worm-infested earth beneath it -- is bottomless.
Bless their stupid faces.