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15 hilarious and surprising moments from the horrifying GOP debate

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Wednesday night’s GOP debate was, as usual, excruciating and endless. But here are three hours of hell boiled down into some important take-aways, life lessons, and teachable moments.

1. Mike Huckabee’s / analogy works so well once inmates are paid $80,000/yr to issue marriage licenses

2. Marco Rubio’s family “fled from Cuba” before Castro was in power. .

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3. Marco Rubio’s slipping in “instead of leaving it to some translator at ” is equivalent of adding “in bed”

4. “I’d rather go to Iraq than work for Carly Fiorina again.” former staffer on not getting paid by Fiorina  http://t.co/bK9tsJnJkx

5. “It’s all about America.” Ben Carson’s alternative to throat clearing or “ummm”

6. Big ups to for going with a more natural hair shade.

7. Ben Carson’s doing really well for someone who downed 700 mgs of Quaaludes & is being fed responses through an invisible earpiece

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8. Well, I’d say a blob of cells, not tissue. But, sure. Close enough.

9. The real litmus test is if Huckabee & other pseudo Christians sees human life as human life once it’s born.

10. That awkward moment when you get an ideological ladyboner for (, )

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11.  marijuana is Texan for cocaine.

12. Me when I hear Chris Christie say that being pro-life means being pro life outside the womb:

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13. Marco Rubio: “America is not a planet.” Donald Trump: “We don’t have a country.”

14. Trump just shared an emotional story abt a baby getting a horse-appropriate dose of a vaccine & going autistic the next week

15. Of COURSE Rosa Parks should go on a bill. She ended racism. Duh!

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