‘Fag Doritos’: Conservatives react to LGBT-inspired rainbow-colored chips for charity with boycott threats
First they came out of the closet and we could not shut the door.
Then they came for our one man-one woman marriages and wanted us to cater their receptions with pizza, and Kim Davis could not stop them.
Then they came for our delicious salty snacks…
The It Gets Better Project is dedicated to working with teens who are bullied — letting them know that there is a network of people in the world who will support them and love them and defend them based upon the pledge: “Everyone deserves to be respected for who they are. I pledge to spread this message to my friends, family and neighbors. I’ll speak up against hate and intolerance whenever I see it, at school and at work. I’ll provide hope for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and other bullied teens by letting them know that it gets better.”
Sounds like a nice thing, right? Well played, Texas-based Frito-Lay.
Of course, you know where this is heading since Doritos are part of the Holy Trinity of Conservative Consumables along with Slim Jims (Holy holy, blessed be Jim’s name) and Mountain Dew (“Like meth — but you drink it“).
So lets get this freak-out shit-losing boycott-having meltdown started, okay?
Now @Fritolay is catering to the gay people,,they have rainbow colored Doritos. How fucking stupid. Gay people need to GTFU
— Barb (@BarbofPA) September 17, 2015
Time to boycott @Doritos for their “rainbow” chips. Oh puhleez Doritos! Are you going to make black ones next in support of ISIS?
— Give me Liberty (@jwd828) September 17, 2015
ALL US CHRISTIANS, PRO-FAMILY PLEASE BOYCOTT DORITOS, ANOTHER PRO-FAG,ANTI-FAMILY/ANTI CHRISTIAN ORG! https://t.co/3RtLEYsNiq
— geoffrey john (@gjsteelhead) September 17, 2015
— Ida Clair Warr (@Treefrog1987) September 17, 2015
— Ah_puc (@Ah_Puc) September 17, 2015
Now I want to punch Doritos in the face – could they pander to gays any harder?
— ColoradoRight (@ColoradoRight) September 17, 2015
@AIIAmericanGirI I won’t be buying Doritos ever again! Let see if the slightly over 1 % gays folk can keep in business! Gays like Doritos?
— Don Barrett (@Dandydon1951) September 17, 2015
How many LGBT teenagers will now live long, healthy, happy lives thanks to Doritos’ brave stance in making rainbow chips?
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) September 17, 2015
The answer to that one is: Hopefully many if It Gets Better can reach out to them using the money donated through the partnership with Frito-Lay.
Thanks for asking…