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RNC Special Victims’ Unit: Here are 11 hilarious new shows NBC should air against the GOP debates

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The Republican National Committee on Friday announced it would suspend its February debate hosted by NBC, because as chair Reince Priebus wrote, the party was unhappy about so-called “gotcha” questions asked by CNBC moderators in Colorado on Wednesday. However, Priebuss promised a debate will still be held on the scheduled date — somehwere.

The staff at Raw Story hopes — but doubts — NBC will call their bluff by programming against the debate. Here are some show ideas we believe are guaranteed to steal audiences.

1. Sarah Palin’s Naked ‘Shootin’ Guns and Stuff’
A bodacious one-hour star-studded spectacular! Watch everyone’s favorite former Alaskan governor and her NRA pals as they romp nude from one gun range to the next.

2. Monster Truck Rasslin’
The biggest, baddest monster trucks show who’s boss. Special appearance by guns. And an American bald eagle. And Jesus.

3. One Broke Pundit
Hilarious hijinks ensue when a down on her luck Ann Coulter is forced to take a job at a Taco Bell. Co-stars Rosie Perez, Luis Guzman, and special appearance by Sofía Vergara as ‘The District Manager’.(English subtitles)

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4. NBC’s NFL on Debate Night
A special NFL show featuring highlights and analysis and a preview of the night’s contest between the game’s biggest stars.

5. RNC: Special Victims Unit
Remaining GOP candidates complain about “gotcha” debate questions that don’t involve “favorite color” or whether “pizza is good.”

6. NBC News exclusive: Obama’s resignation speech
President Barack Obama announces his resignation and reveals he will return to Kenya.

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7. Seinfeld Reunion
Jerry gets stuck waiting in line for the new iPhone after Kramer accidentally destroys his old one.

8. I’m Not Racist, But…
Contestants compete to explain how they are not racist in order to win valuable prizes and trips to Branson. Stars Paula Deen, Ted Nugent, Mel Gibson, and the entire staff of National Review.

9. The Apprentice: A-list celebrity edition
Donald Trump returns to NBC to boss around George Clooney, Angelina Jolie and Will Smith.

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10. The Big Bang Theory 
Host Bristol Plain explains birth control methods including “holding your breath during sex” and “praying to Jesus afterwards”

11. Politically Correct with Mike Huckabee
A new spin-off of the popular cable talk show lets guests say what they’re REALLY thinking about “the gays.”


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Here’s how Trump hopes to recreate his 2016 presidential win — and how Democrats can send him packing

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Writing for CNN on Saturday, election forecaster Harry Enten explained how President Donald Trump's recent, racist behavior lies in his desire to recreate the same electoral conditions that gave him a victory in 2016 in the presidential election next year.

"The Trump strategy is pretty simple: 1. Drive up the unfavorable ratings of his Democratic rival as he did in 2016 in order to compensate for his own low ratings. 2. Bank on an electoral college/popular vote split as he did in 2016. 3. Use a campaign of racial resentment to drive up turnout even more among groups favorable toward the President," wrote Enten. As he noted, Democrats have excellent odds to flip back Michigan and Pennsylvania, but they will have to work harder to win back any of the other states Trump flipped from the 2012 Obama camp — in particular Wisconsin, which was the closest state after those two.

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American, Italian and Russian blast off for ISS

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US, Italian and Russian astronauts blasted into space Saturday, headed for the International Space Station, in a launch coinciding with the 50th anniversary of the Apollo 11 Moon landing.

Alexander Skvortsov of the Russian space agency Roscosmos, NASA's Andrew Morgan and Luca Parmitano of the European Space Agency set off on a six-hour journey to the orbiting science lab from the Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan at 1628 GMT.

A NASA TV commentator hailed a "textbook launch" minutes after blastoff in "sweltering" weather in Baikonur, where daytime temperatures reached 43 degrees Celsius on Saturday.

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Conservative suggests Trump’s racist rhetoric will incite worse than ‘send her back’ chants: ‘One shudders to wonder’

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In a column for the Washington Post, conservative Pulitzer Prize-winning writer Kathleen Parker said the refusal by Republican lawmakers and the evangelical community to condemn Donald Trump's racist rhetoric is paving the way for something far worse than mere "send her back" chants.

Under a headline that bluntly states, "Those who don’t condemn Trump’s racism are complicit in his bigotry," Parker gets right to her opinion of the president, writing, "Going out on a limb here: President Trump is a racist. And a sexist. And a xenophobic nationalist. Among other things. Not to name call or anything."

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