For many, Halloween is a cherished childhood holiday heralded by the official carving of a scary face into a pumpkin, thus making it a Jack O’ Lantern.
For gun nuts, it’s just another reason to shoot stuff.
After all, why go to the time and expense of buying an elaborate carving kit that teaches you how to make a Star Wars face or announce your support for the University of Alabama (Roll Tide!) when you can just take your pumpkin out into the backyard and shoot a bunch of holes in it to make a face?
Guns: Is there anything they cannot do?
Except recall a bullet and restore an innocent life.
According to “performance trick shot shooter” — yes, there is such a thing — Kirsten Joy Weiss, you can create a suitably scary pumpkin to scare the hell out of the neighborhood kids with a few well-placed shots to the pumpkin noggin.
It’s fun! And educational! And you get to shoot stuff and watch it explode — which is a very American thing to do!
Best of all, as Weiss demonstrates in the video below, you end of with faces on both sides of the pumpkin with no additional labor.
There is the delicate — depending upon you ammo — “Entry Wound Jack” or the much scarier “Exit Wound Jack O’ Lantern” who is sure to remind the neighborhood kids that they better watch their asses if they walk on your lawn. Particularly if they live in a “Stand Your Ground” state.
And there is absolutely nothing about Halloween that is scarier than that.
Watch the video below uploaded to YouTube:
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Remember back when 2016 began and the world held so much promise and then a bunch of people in the Midwest got mad at Hillary Clinton because she didn't visit their state fair, eat a corn dog and admire their butter cow so they decided to toss a match in the septic tank by voting for Donald Trump to "shake things up"?
That, among other reasons, is how we got to where we are now in Trump Year One: Like A Plague, But Kinda Worse.
It has been a very weird year compared to the past few to the point where someone like Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Zodiac Killer) is barely a blip on our screen because he seems sort of "meh" compared to the daily tsunami of Trump atrocities that have us drowning in depression -- and depending upon Robert Mueller and Zoloft (Ask your doctor if ZOLOFT is right for you) to pull us through.
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Below is an article about McHugh's from 2015. As you can see for yourself, she had a history of racist Twitter rants:
It must be very liberating to be a conservative right now. With fifteen GOP candidates still vying for a job that will never be hired for -- now that Rick Perry finally looks like the smart one by saying "Laters, losers" -- crazy talk wins the hearts and minds of the conservative base and everyone is doing it.