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White people on Twitter give helpful tips to blacks on how to behave themselves around cops

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Another day, another white cop assaults a black person who was basically doing nothing except sitting there … being black.

We need to have a national conversation about this because there are only so many times that Megyn Kelly can say a black girl is “no saint,” before Bill O’Reilly accuses her of “molly-coddling those people” and that is why cops are dying.

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Since the video of Officer Ben Fields impressing the kids with his WWE chair-throwing skills went viral, concerned white conservatives have flocked to Twitter to be helpful.  They are doing this by sharing valuable life experiences with black people on how to handle themselves when confronted with a cop in the precious fifteen seconds or so before they are wrestled to the ground and Tasered and beaten.

After all, these kind of incidents never happened to them when they were growing up.  Not even when they indulged in hilarious hijinks at a pumpkin festival or went for a drive in their BMW.

If you are black, these tips may prove very helpful — because they have ALWAYS worked for white people and because we are now living in a  colorblind post-racial we-have-a-black-president-for-gawds-sakes I-am-not-a-racist-but.. and also I-have-a-black-friend world.

Enjoy:

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And this lovely exchange:

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He’s right.  It is SUPER easy. Just ask all my BLACK friends….


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That, among other reasons, is how we got to where we are now in Trump Year One: Like A Plague, But Kinda Worse.

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‘Slaves built the US the way cows built McDonald’s’ — and other historical ‘facts’ from Katie McHugh

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Katie McHugh was fired from Breitbart News on Monday after she wrote on Twitter that "there would be no deadly terror attacks in the U.K. if Muslims didn't live there" after a terror attack in London.

Below is an article about McHugh's from 2015. As you can see for yourself, she had a history of racist Twitter rants:

It must be very liberating to be a conservative right now. With fifteen GOP candidates still vying for a job that will never be hired for -- now that Rick Perry finally looks like the smart one by saying "Laters, losers" -- crazy talk wins the hearts and minds of the conservative base and everyone is doing it.

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