White people on Twitter give helpful tips to blacks on how to behave themselves around cops
Well meaning white people giving white people advice based upon their white experiences - Shutterstock

Another day, another white cop assaults a black person who was basically doing nothing except sitting there ... being black.


We need to have a national conversation about this because there are only so many times that Megyn Kelly can say a black girl is "no saint," before Bill O'Reilly accuses her of "molly-coddling those people" and that is why cops are dying.

Since the video of Officer Ben Fields impressing the kids with his WWE chair-throwing skills went viral, concerned white conservatives have flocked to Twitter to be helpful.  They are doing this by sharing valuable life experiences with black people on how to handle themselves when confronted with a cop in the precious fifteen seconds or so before they are wrestled to the ground and Tasered and beaten.

After all, these kind of incidents never happened to them when they were growing up.  Not even when they indulged in hilarious hijinks at a pumpkin festival or went for a drive in their BMW.

If you are black, these tips may prove very helpful -- because they have ALWAYS worked for white people and because we are now living in a  colorblind post-racial we-have-a-black-president-for-gawds-sakes I-am-not-a-racist-but.. and also I-have-a-black-friend world.

Enjoy:

And this lovely exchange:

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He's right.  It is SUPER easy. Just ask all my BLACK friends....