An elderly Wisconsin woman called police Sunday night after she claimed her neighbors were expressing their support for terrorists during an intimate moment.
The 82-year-old woman, whose name was not released, told officers she heard her neighbors chanting, “ISIS is good, ISIS is great,” while having sex, reported WDJT-TV.
The claims apparently turned out to be unfounded and no arrests were made in the case, but police told the woman to call back if she heard the chanting again.
The TV station reached out to Brown Deer’s police chief for additional details, and he replied with a wisecrack.
— Chief Kass (@browndeerchief) December 22, 2015
The station’s tweet reporting the incident has been shared hundreds of times — and many Twitter users speculated about what might have actually happened.
They might have been role-playing as Egyptian gods. Isis is probably *very* good!
— Prettiness Tinseled™ (@DannyDangerOz) December 22, 2015
These neighbors should scheme the things they'll shout from now on. "We're smoking weed! Living together unmarried!" https://t.co/yOkDnW8DWl
— Steve Fowliz Navidad (@SFowlerMobile) December 22, 2015
No sex. I was enjoying My McDonalds Sweet tea and moaning "Ice is… is good". And yes I have a slight stutter.
— Derek Rowe (@KentuckyBlacc) December 22, 2015
@CBS58 perhaps she misheard – Ike this is good???
— Sharon Dennis (@sddphoto) December 22, 2015
— emily nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) December 22, 2015
@CBS58 When I said "Fuck ISIS, I didn't expect you to enjoy it!
— Free Woody (@CHEZ106WOODY) December 22, 2015