An elderly Wisconsin woman called police Sunday night after she claimed her neighbors were expressing their support for terrorists during an intimate moment.
The 82-year-old woman, whose name was not released, told officers she heard her neighbors chanting, "ISIS is good, ISIS is great," while having sex, reported WDJT-TV.
The claims apparently turned out to be unfounded and no arrests were made in the case, but police told the woman to call back if she heard the chanting again.
The TV station reached out to Brown Deer's police chief for additional details, and he replied with a wisecrack.
@Eric_Steckling @BrownDeerWIPD @CBS58 maybe taking see something say something a little to far?— Chief Kass (@Chief Kass) 1450748449.0
The station's tweet reporting the incident has been shared hundreds of times -- and many Twitter users speculated about what might have actually happened.
@CBS58 They might have been role-playing as Egyptian gods. Isis is probably *very* good!— Old, but Pretty™ (@Old, but Pretty™) 1450751353.0
These neighbors should scheme the things they'll shout from now on. "We're smoking weed! Living together unmarried!" https://t.co/yOkDnW8DWl— I HOPE YOU social DistAAANCE (@I HOPE YOU social DistAAANCE) 1450751135.0
@CBS58 perhaps she misheard – Ike this is good???— Sharon Dennis (@Sharon Dennis) 1450748158.0
@CBS58 @AdrianChen How dare someone steal my safeword.— Emily Nussbaum (@Emily Nussbaum) 1450752943.0
@CBS58 When I said "Fuck ISIS, I didn't expect you to enjoy it!— Free Woody📣 (@Free Woody📣) 1450748262.0